Product Details
- Product Dimensions: 3 x 1.5 x 0.8 inches
- Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
- Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
- ASIN: B003DM3MN4
- Item model number: 12041
- Manufacturer recommended age: 12 - 15 years
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: 4,001 in Toys ; Games (See Top 100 in Toys ; Games)
- 31 inToys ; Games Novelty ; Gag Toys Gag Toys ; Practical Jokes
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Product Description
From the Manufacturer
Oh, no. Spilled a Slushie in your lap and now your crotch is soaked to the skin. Just whip out your handy dandy Emergency Underpants and before you know it you are sitting high and dry again. These funny yet convenient underpants are a great gag gift to give someone and a great idea just to keep handy for yourself. The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.
"Better safe than sorry" is what I always say. Carry these emergency underpants just in case an unwanted emergency comes up. Remember, no one wants to be walking in soiled pants. Just imagine all the embarassment. Emergency underpants are packaged in a small container so no one will know that you are carrying them.
Product Details
- Product Dimensions: 3 x 1.5 x 0.8 inches
- Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
- Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
- ASIN: B003DM3MN4
- Item model number: 12041
- Manufacturer recommended age: 12 - 15 years
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: 4,001 in Toys ; Games (See Top 100 in Toys ; Games)
- 31 inToys ; Games Novelty ; Gag Toys Gag Toys ; Practical Jokes
Product Features
- Great gag gift, useful as well
- Safe, sanitary and secure
- Fits most adults
Customer Reviews
I cannot sing the praises of Emergency Underpants enough. These have quite literally saved my life on many an occasion, and I owe everything I have to them. It all started late 2002, as I had just gotten home from a long day of slaving away at my job. I had passed out cold on the couch, when the oven I had forgotten to turn off earlier suddenly filled the house with deadly gas! Luckily, I had a packet of Emergency Underpants in my pocket. The brave underpants dragged me from my home, my 2 cats, and even called 911 for help. But that's not all! On many separate occasions, Emergency Underpants have:
- Performed CPR on my mother
- Saved a school of orphans after their boat sank
- Rescued 235 stray dogs
- Brought my dead grandmother back to life for Christmas
- Single-handedly stopped a 5-alarm apartment fire using only 1 gallon of Tuscan Milk
- Saved the life of at least 3 Presidents from yacht accidents/pretzel mishaps
Need I say more?
Buy at least 45 packs of Emergency Underpants at once. You will never regret them, Trust Me!
Even though I can envision many uncomfortable life situations when a pair of extra emergency underwear would come in handy, I don't recommend this little piece of apparel as an adequate solution. This is indeed a real pair of underwear, and it's stuffed in such a small package that you could almost put it in your wallet. The underwear is very flimsy though, and would not be of much real-world use. As a gag-gift, though, this item is priceless. This is exactly the purpose for which I bought it and it worked as a charm. It elicited a good dose of heartfelt laughter.
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